me Like the Drink, only not spelled the same

I'm John.
I'm 19. College student. English major.
I like Green Day, among a lot of other bands. I'm also obsessed with films, and I play games. Specific ones are listed in the Top 5 and Film Lists link.
I'll post pretty much anything I see that I like.
And I'm tall.
Bacon Turtles
theoddcat: miko99999: tellittoreadersdigest: welcometoinnsmouth: holymotherofrowling: oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds this is SO BAD Oh, please. I can write better porn than this tripe. I lost it at “You okay?”  then again I always do also they used sex as a euphemism for genitalia so they automatically lose at literature forever XD the entrance of my sex what it sounds like sex entered through the door /DEAD I’m going to move, baby.

theoddcat:

miko99999:

tellittoreadersdigest:

welcometoinnsmouth:

holymotherofrowling:

oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds

this is SO BAD

Oh, please. I can write better porn than this tripe.


I lost it at “You okay?”

 then again I always do

also they used sex as a euphemism for genitalia so they automatically lose at literature forever

XD the entrance of my sex

what

it sounds like

sex entered through the door

/DEAD

I’m going to move, baby.

crispycheezefriez   15770 ♥ 06.06.12
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