
I'm John.
I'm 19. College student. English major.
I like Green Day, among a lot of other bands. I'm also obsessed with films, and I play games. Specific ones are listed in the Top 5 and Film Lists link.
I'll post pretty much anything I see that I like.
And I'm tall.
Bacon Turtles
theoddcat:
miko99999:
tellittoreadersdigest:
welcometoinnsmouth:
holymotherofrowling:
oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
Oh, please. I can write better porn than this tripe.
I lost it at “You okay?”
then again I always do

also they used sex as a euphemism for genitalia so they automatically lose at literature forever
XD the entrance of my sex
what
it sounds like
sex entered through the door
/DEAD
I’m going to move, baby.
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