
I'm John.
I'm 18. College student. English major.
I like Green Day, among a lot of other bands. I'm also obsessed with films, and I play games. Specific ones are listed in the Top 5 and Film Lists link.
I'll post pretty much anything I see that I like.
And I'm tall.
Bacon Turtles
hopethefangirl:
lordlargeorangesofdickery:
wastelandlogic:
irimonster:
pantomimes-lumineuses:
lucylegion:
captchalouged:
jununy:
maxiburger:

Okay but only real quick I’m busy

im in the basement because its boiling upstairs but its also cold down here so i have my pi blanket. a blanket with like 1000 digits of pi or smtg

I always wanted to do this so wheee

Why isn’t it summer vacation yet?

aww yeah breakless, servicing-almost-200-people-in-one-hour-shifts

Came home, stripped into pink watermelon booty shorts, and switched out contacts for my glasses. Feel comfy.

Came back from class all pumped to study for exams as usual.



I don’t get how people do these well.
I feel talentless.
omegalink:
togepi:
what if everyone was actually their icons
You got me guys I’m actually Pit.
TEXAS
iamthedeadpool:
marvel-snikt:
@aninhastark Real ou Fake?
reelmovienation:
Iron Man 3 is only a week or so into production in North Carolina, and already spoilers are being leaked left and right. The latest potential spoiler to be revealed is that a particular red, white, and blue version of Iron Man’s armor will be featured in next summer’s sure-to-be blockbuster.
I can already hear what you are thinking: “Why does Captain America need an Iron Man suit?” Well, he doesn’t. While this suit may look like the familiar Avenger, it is actually the Iron Patriot. For those of you who do not regularly read comics…
It most likely won’t have anything to do with the Actual Iron Patriot we know but It’s a cool easter egg and another opportunity to explain things to our less comic-er friends
(via wecraveyourhearts)
American is a language
iamthedeadpool:
It’s the only language I understand

So I’ve been having chest pains the last few weeks.
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lordmortonandpet:
lordmortonandpet:
nerxualoh:
This theory says that there is more behind Nickelodeon’s Rugrats besides being a cute show for little kids to watch. In fact, some people are saying that the show has this whole psychological meaning behind it centering around Angelica having a psychotic break at the age of 3 after having too many traumatic accidents happen in her family at such a young age.
- All of the Rugrats are a figment of Angelica’s imagination. Now that’s not so horrible by itself, but then we learn why Angelica made them up.
- Chuckie died with his mother in childbirth. This is why his dad is always so worried about him in the show.
- Tommy was stillborn, making his dad have some kind of break and sit in the basement to make toys for the son he was supposed to have.
- The DeVilles had an abortion. Angelica never found out if the baby was supposed to be a boy or a girl so she decided to make it twins. Then, she gave them matching names and personas because there probably would have been only one child if there was no abortion.
- The reason behind these delusions have been blamed on Angelica’s nonexistent relationship with her mother and her manipulative one with her father. Thus, Angelica had no one to turn to when she needed help dealing with the babies’ deaths and resorted to making up the lives they should have lived.
In All Grown Up, Angelica is a bipolar schizophrenic addicted to narcotics and heroin because they help her keep her delusions alive. At this point, we learn that Angelica’s biological mom died from a heroin overdose and Angelica’s disease because she’s a crack baby. Her real mom’s name was Cynthia, hence her doll’s name. The woman from Rugrats who was Angelica’s mother is really her gold-digging step-mom who Angelica idolized.
When All Grown Up was canceled, Angelica died of an overdose just like her mother.
Dil is the only baby who isn’t fictional. However, Angelica never accepted him as being real and accidentally hit him too hard while trying to make him go away once, resulting in brain damage. This is why he’s such an odd child in All Grown Up.
Suzie was actually Angelica’s friend. The theory says that she grew up to become a psychologist and joined the Nickelodeon team to invent the Rugrats TV show, finally explaining the origin of the theory.
…. holy shit
This sounds like a grimdark explanation…
Watching the show now, and this is all I can think about DX
I get tingles thinking about this too….
BUT, I have thought of something
WHAT ABOUT KIMI?!
(via pray4pie)
Clint: “How did you know I was here, anyway?”
Wade: “I may or may not silently watch Stark Tower through the windows with binoculars and have listening devices installed in every room. But that’s off topic.”
(via elixab)